Justin Silver sings, plays guitar and keyboards for Rockit.
Justin Silver pretends to be a writer and performer in ROCKIT.
His real job in the band is to make the other 3 look good, by being
uglier and not as talented!
He, grew up on a small island in the Pacific Ocean called
There he worked for many years as the Oil Spray Boy on glamorous
swimsuit calendar shoots,
labouring diligently to make sure each beautiful woman had the perfect
shine and oily sheen on their body.
After years of such slave labour, Justin graduated in advanced Space
Time Continuum Theory from Acme University.
One night, Jimi Hendrix and John Lennon came to Justin in a dream and
passed on the secret of magic space rock.
Soon after, Justin was arrested for the sale and distribution of magic
space rock and grossly breaching the peace.
After serving years of hard time, breaking rocks in the prison yard,
Justin decided that the true path to enlightenment, was in
spreading groovy music around the world. To this end, he joined up with
the other kids in the band and together they formed ROCKIT.
Justin is currently in planetary orbit.
If you see Justin, please pass on this important message:
"your mum rang to say get down from there, your dinner's on the table
and getting cold, you don't call, you don't write, you don't love me any
more....blah blah blah....when are you going to settle down and get
married, why are you wasting your time playing music, can't you go out
and get a proper job...you could have been a lawyer or a doctor......its
not even real music...its just bosh bosh bosh, boring boring boring, bag
lady bag lady bag lady...!!!!"
||Ben Annesley sings and plays bass guitar for Rockit
Rockit have given him the name
Ben Annesley. We don't know who he really is, where he comes from, or where he goes to
||Chris Berry plays guitar for Rockit
Chris Berry, his
real name is Fret Wanker (pronounced von-ker), is originally from the
USA - a fact he denies. He will insist that his place of origin is
A long-standing fan of naked ice cream wrestling matches, Chris spent
most of his adult life trying to perfect the perpetual ice cream cone.
The early part of the 21st century saw Chris involved in scandalous and
outrageous incidents of pure ice cream mischief. Once in a popular ice
cream eating establishment, he exchanged the chocolate ice cream for
black currant (a flavour he detests) and photographed the customer's
reactions to the taste. He firmly believes that black currant flavour is
part of a conspiracy by the British government to slowly poison the
entire population with that noxious chemical. He can be seen at any ice
cream convention clearly waving his 'BAN BLACK CURRANT FLAVOUR' banner
and has been arrested for protesting the proliferation of black currant
long range weapons. He joined rockit in order to reach a wider audience
and spread his views on black currant cultural imperialism.
He had a long stint as lead guitarist in the ( well pre-darkness) glam
rock band of the late 70's and early 80's 'Ron Stiletto' .In fact if
Ron is out there his message to you is 'come back all is forgiven and we
don't mind that you ran away with all the money from our last gig'
||Martin Holloway plays drums in Rockit.
Starsign:Herpes the Squirrel
His first taste of fame was as
'Jimmy the Psychic Child' on Opportunity Knocks, where he accurately
managed to predict that he would come last. His star soon waned,
however, and he was arrested whilst stealing small glass Scotty dogs
from H.Samuel on Loughborough High Street for his 'crystal petting zoo'.
After 2 months in a young offenders centre, where he first got a taste
for 'beating skins', he went to Newton Burgoland Bongo-tec', emerging 2
years later with a PhD and first dan. Very soon, he had
bought a 12 piece drumkit - ostensibly for gigging, but was again
arrested after police found that he had stacked them up in order to peer
over the wall into the local convent showers. He was sent to prison
again,but luckily managed to escape in order to join Rockit. He
currently lives in a Nissan Micra on Kilburn High Rd and has 6 children,
2 ferrets, 3 singing marmosets and a chinchilla.